Girlfriend for sale?

Well my old one broke down, so does anybody sell a girlfriend here?
Remember that it would need to be shipped to Canary Islands.

Also i prefer the newer models, they arent that old.

I like the older/good looking versions

Milf and lisa comes to mind








Argh i cant keep this up much longer

hahaha is this like 10th time?

Im bored and like getting on peoples nerves

lol i seee.

no more please will, thats enough now lol

yer im sick of reading the same thing, any more ill cencor the word milf to will shut the fuck up lol.

do it now please, save us lol

Girlfriend for sale?

CRIKES. You really are from Tenerife!!!

Im sorry lisse,

Bluecollarlove wrote:

Girlfriend for sale?

CRIKES. You really are from Tenerife!!!

lool

Will-Radford wrote:Im sorry lisse,

I love it really lol, well sort of lol

gilf

O'really?

Friends with benifits will do for me.. FTMFW! lol

Ohh lisa so this has been a cover up and you have been enjoying it the whole time?

CraigB wrote:yer im sick of reading the same thing, any more ill cencor the word milf to will shut the fuck up lol.

I think you should Craig.

I woke up this morning, and for some reason, I couldn't get the word 'milf' out of my mind.

At breakfast with my girlfriend whilst I was half awake, I mumbled to her:

"Honey - would you mind passing the milf across?"

That was one mistake that just completely wrecked my day. I don't know how I'm going to face her tonight.

It's all Will's fault

lmfao

Will , change it to yummy mummy for a change lol, see how long that takes to get on our nerves lol

Yummy Mummy

Master - You must be desperate.

Anyway single is the way to be at our age we have plenty of time for bloody girl friends when we are like 30 or 40 lol.

All girls do is cause shit, then her mates get involved Bla, Bla, Bla, Moan Moan Moan......

DanHam wrote:Yummy Mummy

Master - You must be desperate.

Anyway single is the way to be at our age we have plenty of time for bloody girl friends when we are like 30 or 40 lol.

All girls do is cause shit, then her mates get involved Bla, Bla, Bla, Moan Moan Moan......

thats why milfs , sorry yummy mummys are so much bettter than girls

Yes I totally agree with you, I find Yummy Mummy's much more attractive then girls my age

Buy youself a tia bride and have done with it. lol

CraigB wrote:Buy youself a tia bride and have done with it. lol

Do u ever watch those documentaries about those, how desperate must those woman be to end up with the ugly old creeps they marry , .... YUCK

70 year old man and a 25 year old thai woman, thats mank lol.

I like yummy mummys