Why bikes are better then women

* Motorbikes don't get pregnant

* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month

* Motorbikes don't have parents

* Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong

* You can share a Motorbike with friends

* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden

* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time

* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have

* Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines

* Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes

* You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself

* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it

* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it

* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it

* You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends


haha awesome

Haha thats good

all true lol, what else can i say lol

Just nod your head and smile lise

why bikes are better than men

Your bike doesn't care how many bikes you've ridden in the past.
Your bike doesn't grow spare tires.
You can ride your bike more than once every hour.
Bikes don't get you pregnant.
Your bike will never check other bikes that are cooler or thinner than you.
Bikes don't have relatives.
Your bike will never criticize your girlfriends.
Your bike doesn't care what time of the month we are in.
Your bike will let you know when something is wrong.
You don´t have to kick your bike to get it to keep going.
If your bike makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler for it.
If your bike stinks you can wash it.
Your bike doesn't mind if you have a poster of the bike-of-your-dreams in your bedroom.

You make that up yourself or find it?

found it, if i had more time i cud have thought up some better ones probably lol

Haha, bet you couldnt

Will-Radford wrote:Haha, bet you couldnt

Ohhh a challenge, but im at work, very very busy important stuff. cant concentrate on trivia like this right now

When you get home then

still bet you cant do it though

Bikes dont get old and wrinkly and get Saggy tits

lol @ both Chadz' and Lissee's

Haha mint

LOL Jon

haha

i was having this disscusion the other day with some mates and they reckond i was a poof because i would chose a bike over a girl any day , well unless it was a older women but heh im not getting into that with knowing what you lot are like ,

Sportsbike plus milfage ftw = 1 happy Benneyboy

Yaya ben

Benneyboy wrote:i was having this disscusion the other day with some mates and they reckond i was a poof because i would chose a bike over a girl any day , well unless it was a older women but heh im not getting into that with knowing what you lot are like ,

Sportsbike plus milfage ftw = 1 happy Benneyboy

thats what i like to here

Lissee wrote:

Benneyboy wrote:i was having this disscusion the other day with some mates and they reckond i was a poof because i would chose a bike over a girl any day , well unless it was a older women but heh im not getting into that with knowing what you lot are like ,

Sportsbike plus milfage ftw = 1 happy Benneyboy

thats what i like to here

i damn i depreesed i habe no motor for my rs at the moment so im hvving to rebuild me mini motos to bring back the 2 stroke buzz

Nice one, lets see a ferw pics of the mini motos