Show us your tools

I had a clearout today and decided i would sort out my small tool chest and because im bored see what everyone elses is like




Ive got a huge box full of spanners but gave up trying to make up a decent set in my box

fuck me mate.

I'm a mechanic and you've got more tools than me! lol

i have a whole workshop so....lol

bourney wrote:fuck me mate.

I'm a mechanic and you've got more tools than me! lol

lol im just sick init bluddd

I have all the tools I need on me right now.....my dick, I just hit things with it and they either fall off and when I wanna stick thing I just whack it out and do the deed.

DanHam wrote:I have all the tools I need on me right now.....my dick, I just hit things with it and they either fall off and when I wanna stick thing I just whack it out and do the deed.

hahaha.

What are you knocking over though! your pecker would sturggle to fight a breeze let alone hit stuff in lol lol.

only joking friend haha

I have a pink set and yes im not joking lol

Pics or it didnt happen liseee

Haha Bourney...speaking from experience?



Lisa, my mum has a set of tools with some flowers on them...quite useful to. Even though I probably look like a tool using them

Im not heading out into the garage for the whole tool kit so u can have a pic of what i keep in the bedroom lol

What the hell do you need them in the bedroom for


Thats some kinky shit!

My toolbox............................... (NO "box" as of yet)

I fix most problems with it...

Lissee wrote:

Im not heading out into the garage for the whole tool kit so u can have a pic of what i keep in the bedroom lol

With a handle on the hammer like that I can see why you keep it in the bedroom

Is the handle textured?

Will-Radford wrote:Is the handle textured?

Of course its textured otherwise it would slip out of my hand too easy when i messing about with my oily spark plugs lol

All these uthanism's are confusing me lol

You call them pink things tools?. If they was to get used what they was made for i bet they dont last long lol

Yes but the usage that a woman will give tools and the usage a bloke will put on tools is 2 different things lol

Dont worry dan he doesnt understand




O.J chadz

you lot don't understand!

there's only 2 tools you need.
Stickerflex and a hammer!

if it don't move and it should.... hammer. If it moves and it shouldn't... stickerflex.


sorted lol

That hammer is the shizzle!

Yeahhhhhh

I hope its made out of the same glass as those glass dildos that are for sale, they are super stronggggg

Will-Radford wrote:

thats the shiz i have one of these in my shed its susspended from my skyhook !!

Will-Radford wrote:Yeahhhhhh

I hope its made out of the same glass as those glass dildos that are for sale, they are super stronggggg

never heard of a glass one, they would need to be stong, wouldnt fancy the results of an accident with one of those , yikes